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Church of the Wandering Hook Rats
Let us do this part
Today's Date:
Wed Apr 8 2026 04:54
NO FURTHER SUSPENSIONS AVAILABLE AT THIS TIME!!!
Come to support and enjoy community.
Request to be added to guest list.

Church of the Wandering Hook Rats
Body Suspension Collective

February 21-22, 2026
The Guardian Church
Spokane, WA
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SUSPENSIONS ARE FULL!!
Please join us to support or add your name to waitlist.
Suggested donations for attending without suspension $30
Payment Link be emailed after registration is processed.
 
Please add me to the waitlist!!
Include Position requested.
 
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I understand that this event is strictly 18 and over. With ID. No exceptions.

I understand that if my behavior falls in anyway outside of acceptable parameters, I will be asked to leave with no refund.
This includes but it’s not limited to racism, sexism, homophobia, bigotry, body shaming, unwelcome sexualization, or general dickishness of any sort.

I understand that supporting a political regime, ripping dignity and rights from marginalized communities and friends would make me unwelcome at this event.
Are you interested in an energy pull, rope suspension or other body play activity?
 
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Coffee and continental breakfast included.

I understand that while some food other may be provided by community members. I will be responsible for my other meals.
I would like to request help with transportation.
A ride from the airport or train station, etc..

I am interested about information regarding accommodations at the church overnight.
 
Any serious food or environmental allergies?
Any accessibility requests or concerns?
The venue is wheelchair accessible. And we will happily make any reasonable accommodations to help everyone be comfortable and safe.
 
If this is cost prohibitive for you, or to arrange a payment plan, please reach out directly.

We don’t want you to miss out!
 
I am a trained and qualified practitioner.
And I am requesting to volunteer my time to help for this event.
Glove size:
 
I understand what body suspension entails and I have no concerns over hooks, piercing, blood, non-sexual nudity.

I understand consent, both bodily and photographic and I agree to ask permission of anyone to be approached or photographed at a vulnerable time.
I have further questions about preparing for my Suspension.

Any other questions or comments?
 
Now that that’s out of the way..

Let’s do some cool shit!!



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